Friday, July 20, 2012
Dear Ensure PC I will never take my computer to you ever again. How many other suckers have you screwed out of $225 by telling them their PERFECTLY FINE hard drive needs replaced? Nice try, jerks. Dear San Diego I am ready to experience what 80 degrees feels like again. Thank you for not being as hot as Kansas. Dear cake I am delivering today. Please, please do not melt in my car. Dear A-hole who shot the the people in the Colorado Theater. What that really necessary? I think not, go to hell. Dear Target please have some clearance items left. I plan to visit you over my lunch hour.